Nothing seattle is cause research alone, is blue. With a baritone guitar and dirty jokes in the head, it's all about skyscrapers, gazebo, driver escape, football, canned beer, fright, coarse joke, solitary, fathers hands, paternal legs, Greifswald and just about all the things you can not imagine in Seattle unless you're from Seattle but from Non-Seattle, this place where many of us have been looking forward to Christmas too often, and in truth still secretly do it.